Replace all the words “sir” and “son” in Hamilton with “bitch”
okay but here’s the thing: the endgame of thinking about this for 30 seconds was “Hamilton except Hamilton is just replaced by Jesse Pinkman” and now I’m crying
old person: i need you to go to this place me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left me: the address old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there me: the address old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms me: address old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,
@ people who dont eat on their beds: yeah i get it, you are better than me in every way, but watch me devour this three foot long baguette while lying down
